Woolwich Nomads Vs. Tottenham Hotpsur

Spurs travel down the Seven Sisters Road tomorrow for an early kick off against the evil nomads from Woolwich. They have recently moved out of The Library (which is now being torn down) to a new stadium - expect plenty of caravans in the area - The Effeminate's.

Latest team news suggests that Henry is out with a neck injury. This would be great news as even the most die hard Spurs fan has to admit he is pretty good and is their main man. We saw how he turned the game when he came on last season at Highbury and his lose would be a massive blow to the scum cause and great news for us. Of course this could all be Wenger mind games so we shall have to wait to see the team sheets to be sure.

Their other good player, Gallas, is injured as well and Senderos is suspended after seeing red at Fulham leaving the goons light at the back. Fabregas will still have to be watched tho and Van Persie can score a few if given the chances.

For Spurs we go into the game having a week's rest, while they played on Wednesday. Apparently, Wenger sees this as a "farce" but there is no conspiracy against you Arsene. Spurs play in the UEFA cup and this week was a match day - it is hardly our fault, or the Premiership's, that it just so happened to be our rest week in Europe.

The Spurs team will line up with the same back four as beat Wigan last week. Across the middle will see Lennon and Malbranque in the wide positions with Zokora alongside maybe Tainio or Jenas. Tainio was superb at Highbury last season and Jenas is only just returning from injury so I would go with those two. Berbatov will continue up front alongside one other. On last week's performance that role really should go to Defoe but Keane could also get the nod as it will allow us to match the scum if they play 4-5-1 which they often do. A tough one for Jol.

Wenger has been spouting his usual arrogant crap about how the scum WILL beat Spurs tomorrow. I hope we put on a performance to stuff those words right down his weedy French throat.

See you there Yidos.

COYS! COYS! COYS!