Leaked fixtures?
Rumors and emails flying around the web recently are strongly suggesting that our first game of the season will be away at the Canning Town Social and Bingo club AKA West Ham. This is not the ideal starting fixture as the promoted teams tend to get off to a reasonable start before tailing off and struggling. They will also be "up for it" as they don't seem to like us - must be jealous we got Defoe, Carrick and Kanoute while they got Etherington. What may make a win easier is Tomas Repka, one of the reasons the Spammers were relegated in the first place, will sign a new two year deal.
The other rumor is that we could face Birmingham away - a better staring fixture than against The Spammers.
Of course it could all be rubbish. We will see tomorrow.
COYS!
posted by Paxton Road at 10:12 PM
128 Comments:
I hope it is correct so we can kick your fairy Tottscum arse.
10:52 PM, June 22, 2005
aye like we could be so scared of your world class players like ...like...like...go back down where u belong unemployed east end scum, before we send you even more of our rejects!!!
10:56 PM, June 22, 2005
shut up u mug. We gonna kick your newly promoted ass. U r shit and face reality and u gonna go straight back to the division that u belong in
10:56 PM, June 22, 2005
And why on earth is a spammers fan on a Spurs page anyway? Looking for better things?
11:00 PM, June 22, 2005
Tottenham Hotspur.......wankers all of them
11:01 PM, June 22, 2005
West Spam in the prem oh my god, don't they realise they have div 2 players, I would love them first as we can be the first to stuff them, I remember a first day game in Ipswich we won 3-1 after being 1-0 down, they finished in Europe that season we can't be too bad a starters now can we, especially as we drew with the new European champions last season bring it on bring it all on.
11:03 PM, June 22, 2005
Now now spuds. We'll see who's got the bottle for the game whenever it comes. Bring it on you knob ends.
And your world class players are? MUGS!!
11:03 PM, June 22, 2005
Yes spurs are all bummers could be up for relegation this year. They lost anyone else to chelsea this week bwa ha ha
11:09 PM, June 22, 2005
Yes spurs are all bummers could be up for relegation this year. They lost anyone else to chelsea this week bwa ha ha
11:09 PM, June 22, 2005
How long did it take you to think of that one? Probably about as long as it took you retards to get back into the PL
11:14 PM, June 22, 2005
as opposed to chelsea taking joe cole, frank lampard and glen johnson off your hands....lol shitty west-ham
11:14 PM, June 22, 2005
I thought it was a joke at first!
Spammers are in the Prem!
With Rebrov,Teddy gone who's gonna score for them? Bobby? LOL!
THFC
11:14 PM, June 22, 2005
um defoe v zamora, carrick v reo coker, robinson v carrol, king v anton ferdinand hhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm wonder whos better uh hum
11:15 PM, June 22, 2005
world class players defoe kanoute carrick wouldnt be the same players that took the rip roaring hammers down would they second times a gem !!!!!!
11:15 PM, June 22, 2005
now now West sham fans, stop arguing and getting stressed, after all you have to get up early in the morning for work(aye right, and Alan Pardew will win manager of the year, like that brainless twat Roeder did!)...relegated and unemployed all in one season, oh my, who would swap being a Waste Ham fan for anything, loser scum.
11:16 PM, June 22, 2005
Sad arse yids. You'll get yours soon enough.
11:17 PM, June 22, 2005
The new kit looks nice boys xxxxx luv Harold
11:21 PM, June 22, 2005
I thought it was a joke at first!
Spuds are in europe! NOT!!!
Dont stress yourselves too much. Defoe will be off soon. World Cup year, so he needs to play for a decent club!
11:25 PM, June 22, 2005
As for Defoe and kanoute you'll be lucky if they bother to turn up to pre-season along with all your other overpayed posers
11:26 PM, June 22, 2005
Defoe has signed a new deal. Who would you rather have? Robinson v carroll, Defoe v Harewood, Ferdinand v King, Carrick v Reo coker, kanoute v Zamora, Keane v Sheringham. Well then you joke of west ham fans. You all make me laugh you really do!
11:34 PM, June 22, 2005
You sad spud. NRC will play Carrick off the park. As for Kanoute. We are so upset we sold that prolific goalscorer...So what if Defoe has signed another contract he will leave when HE wants...U MUG!
11:38 PM, June 22, 2005
AND DON'T FORGET THAT YOU'LL GET PASTING OFF THE PITCH AS WELL YIDDOS...
(Just in case you north london scum couldn't hear).
11:44 PM, June 22, 2005
"Spurs are not a big club"
11:47 PM, June 22, 2005
all of u hammers are soppyprick who av no hope of staying in thetop flight as harewood and zamora couldn't strike a match and im sure teddys going to have a zimoframe next year
11:47 PM, June 22, 2005
Defoe signed a new deal with us shortly before we went down....Defoe was contracted to Charlton when he ran from them... I suppose he could just refuse to play when a club with more money and prospects comes calling ay.
and Kanoute, Your new "tampon" so to speak, what a work horse he is.
Must be so great spending £millions year upon year and never actually achieving anything.
And Pleat, what a knob jockey. no pun intended as he was paying old women wasn't he???
11:49 PM, June 22, 2005
"I wish i could of played for the yids'
11:49 PM, June 22, 2005
oh pardews brilliant then u wanka
11:53 PM, June 22, 2005
I nearly signed for Spurs
11:54 PM, June 22, 2005
anton ferdinand looks like a retarded scooby doo
11:56 PM, June 22, 2005
we av the nicest kit in the league
11:59 PM, June 22, 2005
dont worry yids fans carroll can let the ball in the net and it wont be called a goal! lol
12:00 AM, June 23, 2005
I think i will stay at Spurs, because they are a bigger club than Chelsea, and i'm sure we will qualify for Europe, especially with Freddie Kanoute, the man never seems to stop running, always works his socks off
12:00 AM, June 23, 2005
sesame street could do the hammers
12:01 AM, June 23, 2005
anyone who gives Repka a new contract must b shite your gonna get HAMMERED u bunch of hamster retards lol yids 4 ever
12:04 AM, June 23, 2005
as ne1 seen the new arsenal kit its hilarious
12:05 AM, June 23, 2005
Nice to see the Tottscum conveyor belt of home-grown talent groning under the strain of so much production. Ledley King ... yep that's it I'm afraid! My God they broke the mould when they made him.
12:06 AM, June 23, 2005
be prepared 4 a year of pain i cant wait 4 you to feel relegation again pmslol
12:06 AM, June 23, 2005
u know west ham aint a big club as ur better known 4 ur jellied eals than how u play footy(which is badly)
12:07 AM, June 23, 2005
Zou all know I am ze main man, zo zhut the fuck up and watch me sky ze 10th zhot off target today...
12:07 AM, June 23, 2005
we as west-ham fans should be proud of our clubs tradition ...of being a feeder club for chelsea and spurs. that should be the maximum ambition for our great club, besides were all gonna have a great years holiday in the prem and then back down where we belong, so we should all be pleased. at least were not the smallest club in london, after all there is barnet.
12:07 AM, June 23, 2005
Can I come and nearly sign for your team as you are supposed to be a big club that all the superstars nearly sign for
12:08 AM, June 23, 2005
your just a small club near leyton so fcuk off
12:08 AM, June 23, 2005
homegrown talent like king, carr, ifill and dare i say it campbell while u have roy caroll hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
12:08 AM, June 23, 2005
your just a small club in Arsenal so fuck off
12:09 AM, June 23, 2005
it is very sweet that the wham are so excited about playing us rather than rotherham this year. every game will be your cup final, right?
12:10 AM, June 23, 2005
pardew quality your having a laugh lol
12:10 AM, June 23, 2005
i hope a sucide bomber walks into upton park home stands and does u all in
12:11 AM, June 23, 2005
Your a sick bastard whoever said that about the suicide bomber.
12:12 AM, June 23, 2005
your team is full of premier regects wot makes u scummers think u can stay up u only have a tranfer budget of £6.50p lol
12:13 AM, June 23, 2005
heres a song from my millwall m8
Bobby Moore Bobby Moore
Running from the den
Bobby Moore Bobby Moore
He has sex with men
Queer as they come
Takes it up the bum
Bobby Moore hes no more
12:14 AM, June 23, 2005
and u r a prck
12:16 AM, June 23, 2005
David Pleat - What a fucking manager.
12:17 AM, June 23, 2005
farewell my fellow yids fuck of u bum bndit hammers
12:17 AM, June 23, 2005
do u know where arsenal is u knob dont think its n17 u retard
12:23 AM, June 23, 2005
ll
12:23 AM, June 23, 2005
I'm an East End boy (Hoxton)who's wandered into this site idling through Spurs stuff after getting in from work on this new toy of mine.
I've never had any real anti-West Ham feeling but I'm old enough to remember when their supporters could have a proper row--their only decent opposition was Tottenham who took them head-on every time--respectably.
Now these tossers are feeling good about beating up an empty pub at 2pm and waitng around to be safely escorted to the trains by Plod.
I can't be bothered to hate these posers--that's all reserved for the Filth.
12:24 AM, June 23, 2005
After learning the art of keepy-uppy and playground football at the Palace it was just a natural progression that i would join Spurs.After all it's not the winning that counts BUT the looking good while not winning thats important,i feel i can achieve all my ambitions at White Hart Lane. Evening Standard-June 20th
12:25 AM, June 23, 2005
For starters.... West WHO are in the Premiership??? If they want any more of our flops then we will be happy to send them their way!!! Carrick was a nobody at wast scum and since he has been playing for the mighty TOTTENHAM he has just come back from playing for England in America! What good is it if your players struggled in the Championship for two years n getting promoted on a FLUKEY goal if they aint gonna stay in the premiership? The premiership is for professional teams.... not SEMI-PRO's and players past thier sell-by-date (no names mentioned, REPKA!)
12:30 AM, June 23, 2005
all these fucking wankers dont want spurs to be great again.
tottenham forever.
all these cunts are glory hunters.
us spurs fan dont need a reason to wear our shirt with pride.
12:33 AM, June 23, 2005
wanna hear a joke??? WESTHAM! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
12:35 AM, June 23, 2005
i got west ham back up but i fill i need to move.... west ham are a good championship team but i need to play regular premiership football. teams like west brom and and blackburn are a good start for me. i tried my best at tottenham but i am just not good enough and i am sorry for letting the spurs fans down.
12:38 AM, June 23, 2005
fucking west-spam scum, spurs will hammer you at least 3-0, zamora "oh my god" nrc "ummmmmm arse" harewood "now your taking the piss" ferdinand "should be a diver coz hes out of his depth" and finally repka " repka lol"
i predict you will be down by christmas.
12:45 AM, June 23, 2005
Christ I'm really scared at playing such a big club with such tradition for underachievement and crapness.
12:53 AM, June 23, 2005
Heres a song devoted to a very special man.
David is a Tottscum wanker
ugly as they come
he drives his car.
he pays for head
the prostitutes just laugh instead
Tottenham are a huge club
no one can deny
Crawling on the curbs of Tottenham
he will settle for a guy
DAVE PLEAT
12:55 AM, June 23, 2005
Quality post Bobby!Having played for Arsenal all those years and giving you lessons on how to actually WIN things,it will be my pleasure to join the team i support and get one over on you yet again as you strive for Euro qualification(via the inter-toto)
12:56 AM, June 23, 2005
Back to the playground lads. Howsabout everyone who's contributed to this post getting a life (of sorts).
More time supporting and less time slagging would help you to grow up ya saddos.
12:58 AM, June 23, 2005
Serious question - how come you are always linked with really big name players, for example Rivaldo, Van Bommel and Morientes and you end up with unknown Norweigens and players from Wet Sham who could not make it at Chelsea, Kings of Europe?
1:05 AM, June 23, 2005
Do the rest of the Spurs fans realise how much more difficult it is to find a brass these days? Still, at least it saves on the valet bill for my car.
1:15 AM, June 23, 2005
He came from White Hart Lane, his better than Jermaine....Zamoraaaaa....oh oh oh....Zamora.....
1:27 AM, June 23, 2005
Running round the Tottenham with our willies hanging out, singing, IVE GOT A BIGGER ONE THAN YOU, FCUKING JEW...
1:33 AM, June 23, 2005
Am I still at this club, come on Arsenal bid for me. This team got no ambition, and I'm shitting going back to Upton Park
1:35 AM, June 23, 2005
Of course I used to be one of the best and most feared strikers in Europe, but after four years at S***s, with their hopeless on and off pitch management and their piss poor fans on my back all the time I ended up not being as good as 40 something Teddy S (who was fortunate to get some quality coaching under Harry Redknapp at Pompy).
1:36 AM, June 23, 2005
My defence next season will be...Ferdinand, P Neville, G Heinze, Silvestre.... Brilliant
1:39 AM, June 23, 2005
I am better than Henry, I'm top French striker. I want to move to West Brom........
1:40 AM, June 23, 2005
Im off to Chelsea! see ya.
1:43 AM, June 23, 2005
It is about time these West Ham fans got a life you are slagging us off but what are you on a spurs web site ? for looking to see when you will sign Goran Bunjevcevic you sad fucking losers
4:23 AM, June 23, 2005
Well you fucking smelly yids have to admit the only way ya was gonna improve was buy coming and taking some of our players...
You know what the funny thing is i got a tenner on you doing exactly what we did and going down with a really good squad..lool
Ask chelsea anyway they come shopping at Upton Park and got emselves the title, mind you they got the good ones.. You soppy bunch of cunts..
6:34 AM, June 23, 2005
On a spurs website.. look where it come to ya fucking retard.
http://www.newsnow.co.uk/newsfeed/?name=West+Ham+United
NOTE WEST HAM UTD
Thick cunts this site is shite anyway, Spurs website, Sorry dickhead at the top it says BLOGGER.COM
6:39 AM, June 23, 2005
TOTTENHAM CUNTS
7:27 AM, June 23, 2005
Fuckin yid cunts, we'll see what happens on day 1 of the new season, bring your pikey north london arses down and let us kick shit out of ya...cunts the lot of ya
8:41 AM, June 23, 2005
Im forever blowing bubbles
pretty bubbles in the air
They fly so high they reach the sky
and like west ham
they fade and die !!!
8:42 AM, June 23, 2005
sorry for all my above comments, i've just realised that i'm a silly cunt
8:46 AM, June 23, 2005
Where do you find a pretty girl at Upton Park?
The visitors end.
8:50 AM, June 23, 2005
I hope Wasteham away is the first match, so we can kick their ass both on the pitch and off it.
Their fans are all mouth and can't back it up. But then again, they are in-breds, what do you expect?
8:55 AM, June 23, 2005
me and jermaine love playing together, he loves running on to my flicks..oh no sorry i've just realised i couldnt flick a fucking bogey!!..i'm a useless cunt!..never mind jermaine will be gone soon i'll have that useless paddy prick keane to play with...ooh zis is happy days for yiddos...now excuse me i'm so good i'm off to west brom.
8:56 AM, June 23, 2005
me and freddie do each others arses
9:19 AM, June 23, 2005
Come on people, lets be nice. I think its fabulous that the spanners are back in the big time, even if it will be short lived. Its better experience for the players at our feeder club to be playing in the prem than the championship.
9:21 AM, June 23, 2005
Most Wasteham comments are queer based. Maybe the name Upton Park is slang.
The thing I fear most from Wasteham fans is hearing 'you've gotta pretty mouth'.
9:24 AM, June 23, 2005
I have no probs with WH in the premiership, they have always and I'm sure will continue to guarantee us 6 pts!!
9:39 AM, June 23, 2005
fact posted in news of the world west ham have the highest gay fan ration and are thnkin of joinng forces with brighton and changing their name to the bum squad
10:03 AM, June 23, 2005
we aint got da hammers till nvember
10:04 AM, June 23, 2005
and last game of season we could send u down
10:05 AM, June 23, 2005
Your blowing bubbles? Where from nancy boy?
10:06 AM, June 23, 2005
Errrrrrrrm.....Mali? Or spurs? What a decision
10:08 AM, June 23, 2005
ANYONE POSTING ON THIS ITE WHO ISNT SPURS IS A CUNT NOW FUCK OFF TO YOUR OWN BLOG OK!!
10:11 AM, June 23, 2005
ANYONE POSTING ON THIS SITE WHO ISNT SPURS IS A FIRST CLASS CUNT NOW FUCK OFF!
10:12 AM, June 23, 2005
They have nowhere to go..... other than the Chump League
10:13 AM, June 23, 2005
We have more places to go than you do. Where are you going to go? Europe? Hahahaha that was a good one. Il save that for christmas.
10:17 AM, June 23, 2005
I want to be like my brother... a drug taking, ugly, over-rated twat!
10:17 AM, June 23, 2005
For the record can i just ask how many products of spurs academy have played for england recently? King? Campbell? It just dont have the same ring too it as Cole, Carrick, Defoe, Johnson, Ferdinand, Lampard.
All yids on this site must be 12, grow up and support a real team
10:21 AM, June 23, 2005
How pathetic are you lot? I read this site in the hope that I'd find some intelligent comment, but I all find is a bunch of hate-filled arseholes whose only way of bringing a tiny thrill to their sad lives is to slate people who happen to support another team.
Now I love making fun of The Arse and their team of nob-jockeys as much as the next yiddo, but I don't wish them dead.
Now hang on, the new fixture list is in...
Bloody hell! We've got Man U and Arsenal in consecutive games twice!
10:22 AM, June 23, 2005
Interesting that NONE of the players you mention are still with you.
Man U and Arsenal? They are both scum :-)
10:27 AM, June 23, 2005
don,t worry tottscum 6pts two the cockney boys whats it like two have no pub you wankers
10:49 AM, June 23, 2005
Ha! That shut you up, didn't it? Come on people, turn your hate on me.
10:49 AM, June 23, 2005
The Arsenal - Mmm - Im no fan of those scum monkeys - But I have to admit they are the best side in London right now - and have been for a long time! I just hop ethat the way they play their football doesnt change just coz' of the chavz in stamford bridge have won the blood money lottery! Cant wait for Arsenal to come to the lane this year - Clean attractive football is always welcome!
10:52 AM, June 23, 2005
"don,t worry tottscum 6pts two the cockney boys" Pubs? We have schools!!!
10:52 AM, June 23, 2005
How sad are wasteham supporters. They hold a street parade for finishing 3rd!
The funniest thing was Pardew saying 'they'll finish mid-table'.
They really are a bunch of homosexual in-bred retards, who will be beaten well and truly both on and off the pitch.
10:52 AM, June 23, 2005
Yeah - mid-tabl is our spot traditionally - West Ham cant take that away from us!
YID ARMY!!!
10:56 AM, June 23, 2005
i nearly signed for spurs
11:14 AM, June 23, 2005
get back to your room and do your homework,your in year 5 in september, and you dont want to fuck up like your unemployed waste of space cock sucking dad did
11:15 AM, June 23, 2005
Just got me knob in me hand now looking at the home shirt. oh yeah oh man oh yes! splattered cum all up me chest. Can't get a hard on over the away one though it reminds me of the wimbledon one. I'll have to rub meself off over some big jugs instead. Oh yeah look at them tits, that needs a pearl necklace! oh yeah *splatter splatter*
11:19 AM, June 23, 2005
Let me ut of here!
11:20 AM, June 23, 2005
Bobby Moore? ...a fucking jobless loser like the rest of u Spammer Scummers...even had 2 sell his medals 2 pay his way...cant wait 2 fucking send u lot packing, back down where u belong, u sad unemployed east end tosspots...do u think we Spurs fans give a toss about yous?..do we hell, we have bigger fish to fry, so go out and get a job, wasters.
11:31 AM, June 23, 2005
That's more like it! A bit of light-hearted japery. The other night me and my fellow yiddos were playing poker and joking about pearl necklaces and other ways to adorn women with spunk, and Con Air was on the telly in the background. Suddenly, we heard the words, 'It's an elaborate string of pearls configuration' come from the telly. Oh how we laughed!
Oh yeah, Spurs are great and au revoir Fredi, etc etc.
11:36 AM, June 23, 2005
Wait a minute. I meant The Rock. Not Con Air.
So, who would miss Robbie if he left? He's a proven goalscorer, but I don;t see him signing a new contract next year, so we should cash in while we can.
11:38 AM, June 23, 2005
News just in... Bookies are now taking bets on west ham staying up for the next 3 seasons... Autumn,winter and spring. lol Yid army!
12:18 PM, June 23, 2005
If the price is right, let Robbie go. He and Defoe don't work and Defoe has to always be an automatic choice. Give Freddie another season, but let's see more goals from him, otherwise we should move him on. Carlton Cole? No, we need someone in the Klinsman, Lineker category to lay alongside Defoe.
2:38 PM, June 23, 2005
At the end of this season, with a year of premiership experience under his belt, we should Get Zamora back in a swap with Freddie!! He would work well with D-foe.
4:06 PM, June 23, 2005
Let's look at the facts.
Yes, the Hammers have a great youth academy, which has produced many quality players over the last few years. But as someone said earlier, how many have actually stayed at Upton Park? And even if they were meant to be "investments", what the fcuk have the Spammers done with the money received from these players?
Oh no, hang on, they've spent cash on top quality sh*t haven't they. Like Harewood, Zamora, Roy Fucking Carroll. Face it Scummers - you're shit, you'll always be shit, and you're going straight back down unless your manager pulls his finger out of Teddy's arse and starts signing some half-decent players.
Now fuck off back to the scrapyard where you belong.
6:28 PM, June 23, 2005
You lot sound like a bunch of pansies, "ohh, i hope we don't have west ham first game". Your all a bunch of scared arse wankers. Hopefully see ya at upton park where ya all get a good kickin, oh and hows your pub The Cockeral. heard something happened to it.
8:20 PM, June 23, 2005
GROW UP ALL OF YOU!!!!
9:39 PM, June 23, 2005
EVERYONE'S SAYING THE GOONERS KIT IS SICK WHEN THE WEST H*M KIT IS JUST AS BAD!
9:44 PM, June 23, 2005
get outta here you west ham idiots blow your stupid bubbles somewhere else!
9:47 PM, June 23, 2005
I am a druggie and I love my booze. Im also quite useless on the football pitch. PS I love Kant Shoot!
10:35 PM, June 23, 2005
Well, like Dan the Gentleman I logged on this site for some serious stories.... What did I get
Your dads bigger than my dad
I can shout louder than you
We've got pubs
We've got schools
etc etc
The bloke who went on about having six points and pubs wrote 6 pts two the cockney boys!!!!!!
You should of spent more time at school two is the number it should be to, but i'm not going to slag you off.
Basically we finished how many places above West Ham!!!!!!
We missed out on a semi-final against Watford because Kanoute (who for me can go) handballed in the 89th minute against Liverpool, who I add couldn't beat us in either league game!!!!!!
We missed out in the F.A. Cup with a disallowed goal and should of had two penalties in the game against Newcastle.
We were robbed two points against Man United
We were the only team other than Man U to scaor 4 against Arsenal ok we conceded 5 but three of them were comical stupid mistakes.
We did the double over Everton (not many managed that) We had a run of six games lost before we managed to get rid of Santini, just one win out of those would of put us in Europe,
We have ourselves to blame though... A draw and 3 nil loss to Palace a draw against Norwich, two draws against West Brom, 1 nil loss to Southamton, losing to Bolton twice when we beat them in the cup, losing to Portsmouth, losing to Villa. I know it's a big IF but IF IF IF we had turned one two even three of these around we would of qualified for Europe at a canter.....
The future...
Considering we have 26 players in our squad aged 26 or under.. the future is bright the futures BLUE & WHITE!!!!!!!!!!
Eric from a family of Spurs fans from 1907
12:35 PM, June 24, 2005
we are back to kick your arse.
bye bye Frankie boy
12:36 PM, June 24, 2005
ooops
Typing error SCORE, not a spelling mistake before the West Ham fans with nothing better to do jump on the band waggon
Oh by the way
When did you last win ANYTHING 3rd place play off isn't winning it's called 3rd PLACE.....
Eric from a family of Spurs fans since 1907
12:39 PM, June 24, 2005
WOTEVA
6:08 PM, June 29, 2005
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